Thursday, August 28, 2008

The thing about razor blade sandwiches is, they taste a lot like you. (as promised)

what i meant to say was, I like them very much.

7 comments:

Susannah said...

Gross, who taught you to tell stories like this?

Brian T. Murphy said...

I think my mom, actually. she's gross like that.

curt chadwick said...

the only thing better than a razor blade sandwich is a sewer sandwich.

Daniel Hames said...

Is the the same Frank that I met, who could drink all the alcohol in the world and never, ever be drunk?

Rachel Callahan said...

It seems like the razor blade sandwich would be more palatable if ketchup were added. It would cover the blood, and therefore make it look a bit less gruesome, enabling you to finish the sandwich without passing out (or those around you passing out).

Susannah said...

I had such a bad feeling you were going to say that.

megan adams said...

man. this makes my mouth hurt.